surprise sex

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord March 4, 2006

surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Surprise Sex

Rape, but you shout surprise.

Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.

by JJJpowww December 4, 2008

Surprise sex

A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex

(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
(Rapee) Damn

by emoboy173 August 31, 2008

Surprise Sex

Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.

I didn't rape her officer. Haven't you heard of surprise sex?

by Real Gangsta in da House July 12, 2005

Surprise Sex

Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.

It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.

by NightBl1d3 August 16, 2009

Surprise Sex

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"

Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me

by lololasd April 6, 2009