Surprise Sex

Rape, but you shout surprise.

Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.

by JJJpowww December 16, 2008

Surprise Sex

Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.

I didn't rape her officer. Haven't you heard of surprise sex?

by Real Gangsta in da House July 31, 2005

Surprise Sex

Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.

It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.

by NightBl1d3 August 16, 2009

Surprise Sex

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"

Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me

by lololasd April 06, 2009

Surprise Sex

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.

I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either

by NWTF April 01, 2008

Surprise Sex

Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.

Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.

Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.

by TheRealCK June 02, 2011

Surprise Sex

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

SURPRISE!!!!

WHAT??!?!

Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?

by poopsmith74 December 08, 2012