surf and turf circle jerk

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate

Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol

by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

Surf & Turf

To get head while your girl is taking a shit

I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf

by OSHA 28 May 7, 2013

Croydon surf n turf

Hot dogs and tuna fish

Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF

by JoeCroydon May 31, 2016

surf n turf blowjob

Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"

"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "

by Snrubsville June 10, 2016

Philadelphia Surf n Turf

The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.

Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!

by Mr. Charlie007 May 7, 2011

surf & turf

A dinner with steak and lobster or shrimp.

At the cheap restaurant, the surf & turf comes with shrimp. At the five star one, it comes with lobster.

by The Red Willows March 4, 2009

Clifton Surf n Turf

Cheetos and Beef Jerky

Yo man u got any cheetos or beef jerky? Oh wait do you mean the Clifton Surf n Turf?

by datboul June 20, 2011