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Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy
Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.

Suppressed Public Dancer 

Noun.

A person who often would like to break out into dance in full view of the public but refrains from doing so due to social constraints.
I am an SPD.
What's that?
A Suppressed Public Dancer.

This sucks! The music playing in this mall is so catchy I just want to start dancing right here! But I can't. I hate being a Suppressed Public Dancer.

turd supressor 

A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.
My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.
turd supressor by MrCorrect1985 September 18, 2009

Skressed 

When you have so much going on in your life and you are overwhelmed and tired.
Y'all I'm so skressed! I got work, school and folks getting on my nerves.
Skressed by ForeverSkressed July 30, 2017

Stressed but Blessed 

You are stressed out, but reminding yourself of all the blessings you have.
I'm having a really bad day...but I've got my health, I'm Stressed but Blessed
Stressed but Blessed by novasmack September 9, 2010

stressed depressed lemon zest 

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."