Super Bowl 44

1.) A football game that the New Orleans Saints won against the Indianapolis Colts February 7, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The first quarter featured big plays by the Colts. The second quarter consisted of little playtime by Peyton Manning and a few points scored by the Saints. The second half started off with an onside kick performed by the Saints (who also recovered the ball from this kick.) Satan Manning of the Colts scored a touchdown in the third quarter but was shut out for the rest of the game. Drew Brees exploded offensively in the third with a touchdown and a series of wild plays. The winning play was when New Orleans cornerback Tracy Porter picked off a pass from Peyton Manning in the fourth quarter and sprinted 74 yards toward the goal line with 3:12 left in Super Bowl XLIV to help the Saints towards their 31-17 victory.

2.) Once this game was over most Americans realized how much of a choke artist Peyton Manning really is. He always has the top o-line every year, a powerful set of weapons, and the referees on his side most of the time and still blows games. He can only win a Superbowl against a team without a QB. Basically now Tom Brady will always keep his crown as the king of the NFL.

3.) After this game Americans grew tired of getting fed this Peyton Manning bullshit with all of these commercials, ads, and cocksuckings on espn about him.

4.) A fucking awesome game for any New Englander it was great watching that faggot Manning cry.

Colt fan before Super Bowl 44: "yeaaahhhhh were going all the way baby you suck we ave the greatest quarterback ever ahaha you can't stop us!"

Saint fan: "lets just watch this game first I know my boy Drew isn't going to let us down."

Colt fan after Super Bowl 44: "holy shit I can't believe we just lost I'm gonna go cry and then kill myself."
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Colt fan before Super Bowl 44: "once Manning wins this game he will be the best ever."

Patriots fan after Super Bowl 44: " Brady would still have more rings even if he won but that fag Manning just lost so he just sucks plain and simple."

Super Bowl 44 by crybabyPeyton February 7, 2010

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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