a person who moves with the sun while sunbathing either by moving to a different location following the sun or by physically moving their chair to follow the sun
a person who follows the sun to get every last second of it on a nice day
You are such a sun hopper when you have to move your chair to follow the sun...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).