A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.
"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"

*10 minutes later*

"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"
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