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A complete ass-kissing brown-nose willing to do almost anything to benefit from his superior.
Those middle-management suckups are at it again trying to get my job by kissing the boss's ass!!!

She's such a suckup...her nose is brown!

She broke all the rules and didn't get in trouble from the boss--what a suckup!!

That suckup is such a teacher's pet doing extras for bonus points--oooooh i'm so impressed!
suckup by thedzone September 24, 2009
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[suckuppery] 

noun-the fine art of sucking up to another, especially an authority figure
Kevin had perfected his skills of suckuppery by complimenting his hostile teacher and was able to get out of detention.
[suckuppery] by teachergal10 June 13, 2010

suckusin 

The act of getting sucked in to a TV show you didn't intend to watch.
I was flippin' through the channels and I hit some stupid infomercial and I totally got suckusin.
suckusin by Rob Twohy April 5, 2008
1. One who patronizes a person on a sickenly manner, usually ostenting to "sum points" with that person or enhance their friendship easily.

2. The act of appling suction with the lips in order to insert an object and/or food into one's mouth.

3. Slang for blowjob on a context which characterizes a person for their patronizing and utter annoying favoritism for someone.
1. "Wow my hair isn't that great, stop being such a suckup!"

2. "Wow what a mess, you're going to have to suckup it all!"

3. "Looks at him, complimenting all euphorically like a puppet, suckup bastard."
suckup by Someone With No Name April 14, 2005

suckupability 

The amount that someone can kiss ass and suck up to others.
Gee John, after talking to Sue we have realized that you have superior suckupability.
suckupability by Wellsville Mike January 14, 2009
Abbreviation of "sucks ass." When something really, really bites.
Person 1: I just got in a car accident.
Person 2: That suckus!
suckus by S2000 November 20, 2001

dickis suckus 

a disorder where the infected person can not resist sucking enormouse amounts of penis (aka man cock)
shane has the most severe case of dickis suckus known to man