suckupability

The amount that someone can kiss ass and suck up to others.

Gee John, after talking to Sue we have realized that you have superior suckupability.

by Wellsville Mike October 1, 2008

suckup

A complete ass-kissing brown-nose willing to do almost anything to benefit from his superior.

Those middle-management suckups are at it again trying to get my job by kissing the boss's ass!!!

She's such a suckup...her nose is brown!

She broke all the rules and didn't get in trouble from the boss--what a suckup!!

That suckup is such a teacher's pet doing extras for bonus points--oooooh i'm so impressed!

by thedzone September 24, 2009

suckup

1. One who patronizes a person on a sickenly manner, usually ostenting to "sum points" with that person or enhance their friendship easily.

2. The act of appling suction with the lips in order to insert an object and/or food into one's mouth.

3. Slang for blowjob on a context which characterizes a person for their patronizing and utter annoying favoritism for someone.

1. "Wow my hair isn't that great, stop being such a suckup!"

2. "Wow what a mess, you're going to have to suckup it all!"

3. "Looks at him, complimenting all euphorically like a puppet, suckup bastard."

by Someone With No Name April 14, 2005

Wild Suckup

A short Emu-like bird that was made in a lab by Mr. Suckup in Mongolia.

Hey, look dad! It's a wild Suckup!
Those damned Wild Suckup's tearing up my lawn!

by mcgullivan July 19, 2022

suckup-age

1. (n.) the act of an annoying/desperate/following person sucking up to you because they have no friends or they are just trying to make them look good.

2. (n.) the act of sucking up to someone

(also can be used as suckup-agey, if used as an adjective)

Her suckup-age irked me...

by lilypad9312 March 18, 2010