suckitude

1. An extremely precise metric measurement of the level of "suck" contained within a person, place, thing, event or action.
2.The quality, attribute, or characteristic of suck. Measured in units of "suck"

1.Jill has amazing levels of suckitude, she bailed again. She's almost suckatronic!
2.Jill's suckitude became apparent when she did not show up for the St.Patty's day festivities.

suckitude by Little j of Flylife March 17, 2003

suckitude

Used to refer to the magnitude in which something sucks.

I am unceasingly amazed at the suckitude of many new bands.

suckitude by Zam October 6, 2003

sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.

sucktitude by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

suckpot 

A suckpot is a person that shares the traits of an asinine character with severe verbal diarrhea.

Satyn you're such a suckpot! Stop that nonsense at once!

suckpot by NarcissaClarke May 4, 2015

Suckith 

verb. Derivative from the word "suck" written in Shakespearean old English way of speaking.

Not good, bad.
or
vacuum, to pull back with air.

This day suckith. "This day sucks"

Thou salt suckith in thy morning and suckith in thy evening, and shall bestowed a fountain like no other brethren as thy eyes never saw.

Suckith by drk phinx August 13, 2008

Suckity Suckity 

Another term for a blow job.

-Where's my sister?
-Oh, she's in the bushes giving that dude suckity suckity.

Suckity Suckity by Definitionz April 30, 2009

SuckitMitch 

A trivia reference based out of Colorado which refers to the eternal spitefulness a group of friends holds against Mitch for moving to bum fuck Iowa to get his corn shucked.

The ability for you to SuckitMitch, can never be denied.

SuckitMitch by Dingdong-cranby March 27, 2019