snafucated 

A programming term used as a joke. Originally seen in the article "How to Write Unmaintainable Code", snafucated is a method name used to confuse maintenance programmers working on the code after it has been written.
Admitting to not knowing the definition among programmers will result in widespread sniggering.

On a method called makeSnafucated insert only the comment /* make snafucated */.
Never define what snafucated means anywhere. Only a fool does not already know, with complete certainty, what snafucated means.

snafucated by Snafucated September 22, 2007

Suffocated Hot Dog 

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

Suffocated Hot Dog by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

suckfuckate 

The act of being fully penetrated sexually in all bodily orfices. Often resulting in suffocation. And fucking. Hence, suckfuckation.

"I totally did not expect your girlfriend to let us suckfuckate her, bro. My bad."

suckfuckate by Mitch the Modulator July 5, 2010

Succocated 

When a women wants nothing but dick and you tryna relax or hang with the boys.

I’d like to hang out with you Jim but Darlene has me completely succocated right now

Succocated by JoeyFatts February 13, 2018

suffocate 

1. The lack of oxygen to the human body eventually causing death if no oxygen is given.
2. A song by groups like Finger Eleven and Cold.

1. The murderer used a plastic bag to suffocate his victim.
2. "Talk to me, can you listen to me now? Do you understand? Can you identify?" -Finger Eleven

suffocate by The Metal Mallet October 7, 2004

Suffocate 

The act of someone strangling another person for pleasure or self hatred. Can be kind of kinky.

"I want you to suffocate me"

"Suffocate me in between your thighs"

Suffocate by JiffyA January 4, 2019

suckulate 

A mix between sucking, or suction, and cutting off one's circulation.

I hate the way this sleeve suckulates around my wrist!

suckulate by Allison Foley January 31, 2004