One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.
"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"
by stropmag October 3, 2006
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A clever fellow who, given the opportunity, milks the state in that he or she applies for and receives all available state or EU subsidies regardless of entitlement.
Well, shiver me timbers, if it's not another subsidy milker !
by Muffindamule October 4, 2006
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Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
After he started his xerox subsidy plan to help his garage sale, Fred felt a little better about his poor treatment at work.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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Money given or lent to a friend so that he can can gain admission to a club with a mostly female clientele.
I had no money, and I heard there were lots of hot chicks at the club, so I asked my friend to give me some cunt farm subsidies.

Cunt Farm or "C" Farm Cunt Farm Aid
by The Fourth Man in the Tub February 21, 2011
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