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A person who makes his living collecting discarded betting tickets at horse racing tracks, then going through them looking for winning slips that were accidentally thrown away.
I always double check my tickets. I don't want some damn stooper cashing in on my win.
stooper by Henry G October 19, 2005
Among Irish Republicans in Northern Ireland, a "stooper" is an insult for a Catholic who isn't sufficiently nationalist; who is suspected of harbouring pro-British sympathies; who "stoops" (bows and scrapes, kowtows) to the Queen of England, and submits to the hegemony of the Unionist ascendancy.

Usually it just means somebody who supports the SDLP instead of Sinn Féin, but since the Good Friday Agreement the ultra diehards have started to regard Shinners as just another set of stoopers.
What's a stooper like you doing wearing a Celtic jersey?
stooper by Canti is Dante February 12, 2010

storm stooper 

A Storm Trooper with a bad back
he's hunched over like a storm stooper
storm stooper by BlackWidow06 July 23, 2010
A person of little intelligence, a small brain or a lack of education. A fool, an idiot, a dumb person.
That shopkeeper gave me the wrong chocolate , hes such a stooper
Stooper by Deano Milano June 14, 2009
The state of mind after a night of drinking, being severely hungover, not understanding the world, asking yourself the question "what is life?". Can also happen after doing drugs. Can lead to severe facebook stalking/commenting, and writing embarrassing things on the internet. Stooper is much like being in a cloud. It is a state of mind.
I am in such stooper right now after doing all of those keg stands last night, I can't even remember my dog's name.
Stooper by Jade-A-Kiss November 23, 2011

Stooperstar 

To have natural talent at sniping on Xbox games, Particularly HALO 3 and COD4.
Short attention span and low tolerance to being beaten. Can't seem to be able to accept that people are better than a stooperstar.
Extremely talkative about many random subjects, which can be totally irrelevant to the conversation at hand.
According to some folk is also Jewish but is really agnostic.
Extremely indecisive, short tempered, doesn't listen BUT knows best. "apparently".
While playing Custom snipes....
Rayfield75:"who is this MF who keeps no scoping me?"
SMITHYaus: "It's a Stooperstar"
Rayfield75:"Still I'm beating him"
Stooperstar: "You stupid MF die, die! oh and chicken chippeess taste great!"
Stooperstar:"I'm bored of this, lets go play ninjaball"
SMITHYaus: "we've only been playing this five minutes, GOD!"

In a random conversation.....
rayfield75:"so hows about that footy last night ey?"
SMITHYaus: "Shutup they cheated"
Chuckles: "they so didn't"
SMITHYaus: "They should've lost"
J: "Scientology is the new catholic church"
Rayfield75: "Melbourne are the best!"
SMITHYaus: "pfft as if"
J: "Well aren't you going to join Scientology, I'm not though"
Rayfield75: "J, you're such a Stooperstar"
Stooperstar by IEXORCIST October 5, 2009