A person who makes his living collecting discarded betting tickets at horse racing tracks, then going through them looking for winning slips that were accidentally thrown away.
I always double check my tickets. I don't want some damn stooper cashing in on my win.
The state of mind after a night of drinking, being severely hungover, not understanding the world, asking yourself the question "what is life?". Can also happen after doing drugs. Can lead to severe facebook stalking/commenting, and writing embarrassing things on the internet. Stooper is much like being in a cloud. It is a state of mind.
I am in such stooper right now after doing all of those keg stands last night, I can't even remember my dog's name.
A person of little intelligence, a small brain or a lack of education. A fool, an idiot, a dumb person.
That shopkeeper gave me the wrong chocolate , hes such a stooper
A person who poops in a stadium bathroom; a stadium pooper.
"Sorry it took so long to get the beers. This stooper took his sweet time since it's the first time the Twins are playing here."
What's a stooper like you doing wearing a Celtic jersey?
An internet forum Jargon term defining the first post on any given page of a thread.
The term "stooper" is associated with the adjective "ganked" (see example). A "stooper" is significant, because when a post is located at the top of a page, it will be seen (by most users) every time the page is loaded.
:: in a forum conversation, as if this were top of page ::
Swood: I disagree, the Shins pretty much such my nuts. I hope they never come back to concert in Minneapolis.
Woogums: Ohhh Swood.. you just ganked the stooper..