Amish Stress Ball 

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

Amish Stress Ball by aman mar December 9, 2012

forbidden stress ball 

A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).

-after sex-

man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”

man: “wtf...”

forbidden stress ball by fininstaz June 13, 2020

Stress Ball 

When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.

Now you have a homemade stress ball.

I made sure I took that stress ball with me.

Stress Ball by LesteerTheMolester August 27, 2024

Stressballin' 

When you squeeze/grope something in the same way you would a stress ball for the purpose of either de-stressing, or having fun.

"Rune, why do you keep grabbing my ass?"
"No reason in particular, just stressballin'"
"Oh, well stop."
"No thanks"

Stressballin' by TeaCats 👾 June 3, 2023

Stressball 

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.

With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!

Stressball by KelsoMcBeaverEater June 12, 2010

DIY Stressball 

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.

I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.

DIY Stressball by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Stressball 

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball

I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night

Stressball by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018