Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

Straightforward shooting weekend by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.

Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

Straighter Than A Circle by itspetercottontail May 18, 2010

straightbox 

doing alright, livin the high life, content, doing good, got a good buzz going, have a full drink, good, better than expected (caution never to be asked to someone, straightbox only works as a response)

'Hey Creep, you need another red stripe?'

'Nah I'm straightbox'

or

'How's the Wild Turkey hunt?'

'straightbox you yankee bastard'

Incorrect usage - Butters: 'hey you straightbox?'

straightbox by goombotz June 13, 2008

straightphobic 

Disliking/ dissapproving of straight people. Or in some cases disliking homophobic straight people

Yeah i hate that dude im so straightphobic!

straightphobic by tova_pmis October 5, 2020

straightforward 

Pretty simple. Very easy.

This change they requested is pretty straightforward.

straightforward by Orlando Villanueva November 29, 2006

straightcrasher 

n. A heterosexual who seeks kudos through visiting gay bars / clubs / events in a somewhat mistaken belief that the gays throw the best parties... something not always appreciated by certain sections of the homosexual community

'Damn those straightcrashers!' thought Marc and Lawrence, as they waited impatiently in the too-long queue for the portaloos at Manchester Pride

straightcrasher by galexb May 29, 2008

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023