4 definitions by goombotz

kreep

someone who diddles, hooks up with fat chicks, gets the chick sitting in the corner in the bar, or uses his work as a dating service

hey what is he doing over there?
Dude kreeped her the other day.
or
kreep ganked her when she was a cashier.

by goombotz July 11, 2008

mummy dick

the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding

I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick

by goombotz August 18, 2009

straightbox

doing alright, livin the high life, content, doing good, got a good buzz going, have a full drink, good, better than expected (caution never to be asked to someone, straightbox only works as a response)

'Hey Creep, you need another red stripe?'

'Nah I'm straightbox'

or

'How's the Wild Turkey hunt?'

'straightbox you yankee bastard'

Incorrect usage - Butters: 'hey you straightbox?'

by goombotz June 13, 2008

joule thief

a person who charges their electronics at some place other than their place of residence

"Old Butters always charges his phone when he comes over"
"yes he is quite a joule thief"

by goombotz August 18, 2009