4 definitions by Al_000

10 years

the amount of time you have waited for your dad to come back so far yet he still isnt back

10 years has passed, where the fudge is my dad? Is the milk store he is going to in jupiter?

by Al_000 May 4, 2023

Education

The mental torture you're forced and blackmailed to go through in almost every period of your fucking life.

Fuck the education system.

by Al_000 April 26, 2023

Manchester Airport

An airport in the worst country and city in the world whom the arrivals section makes you disappointed and makes you want to explore the departures section again after your holiday. You will miss your time spent at the airport and it will be the primary reason why you want to travel from it over and over again, only for the fucking staff to deny your entry when you want to explore the departure area or do some plane spotting only because you "are not a passenger".

Damn, I want to explore Manchester Airport again. I an feeling nostalgic again.

by Al_000 April 26, 2023

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

by Al_000 May 27, 2023