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Straight from the bees

Alexi: Where did you get these oranges?
Queenie: From my trees in the backyard.
Alexi: Das honey, straight from the bees.

straight from the sack 

The art of drinking goon(white wine) straight from the sack/cask, instead of behaving like a civilised human and drinking it from a cup.
"She was so drunk, she started skulling straight from the sack!"

(straight) from the horse's mouth

Getting information from the highest authority.

Origin:
When you get a tip for a horse race, the tip is better as nearer it is to the horse e.g. the jockey or the trainer. When you got it straight from the horse's mouth, you have it directly from the source.
This tip is foolproof, I got it (straight) from the horse's mouth!

straight from the apes ass 

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)
Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!

straight from the horse's mouth

i'm telling ya, it's true; straight from the horse's mouth!

straight from the dentist

meaning doing the illegal substance called cocaine and becoming a public mess off of it.
friend 1: dude after i boofed the cocaine i was straight from the dentist
friend 2: fuck yea