They were the ones on that cooking and lifestyle show that came on the news every morning. I always wondered if they were really as serious as they looked and sounded on TV all the time, even when no cameras were pointed at them, or whether they turned into gangsters or vampires at night when there were no cameras looking. You could tell by the way they looked and sounded that they wanted people to take them seriously.
The straight face gang is going to teach people how to live the good life today, and they know everything there is to know about what food goes with what lifestyle.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
Of a female-form who inflicts wound with her sight and facial expressions, normally on a skirt. It's involved in yoga activities and it's an alpha-female, usually chooses which bar to visit and doesn't allow her other females to choose. She can potentially end up cock-blocking her friends if nobody is talking to her.
She thinks she's tough until her victims fights back.
She thinks she's tough until her victims fights back.
Let's go talk to the girl next to the evil-looking female with straight bitch-face leaning on the rails of the terrace! No Noah, she is friends of that bitch..
by kingpablo December 24, 2017
by merboston December 29, 2011
by Kildonon February 19, 2018
What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016