Lindsay Lohan's performance in I Know Who Killed Me sucked; she couldn't say one thing with a straight face.
by dilary huff August 8, 2007
when one goes beyond the point of rage and can only make a blank expression or "straight face" due to the severe silent fury building up inside them.
Dude: Hey dude what movie we going to see?
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
Bro: Predators
Dude: aw, can't we go see twilight eclipse insted?
Bro: (inhails deeply with blank expression while face turns blood red face) i just straight faced so hard i think i need to go to the hospital
by cqcBRO July 20, 2010
by Lady Raerae April 28, 2006
The act of a male receiving oral intercourse whilst the giving partner does not use their hands in any way. Usually performed by woman with low self-confidence and no gag reflex.
by ballsdeep2786 November 12, 2008
Directioner watching a One Direction video without smiling, blushing, giggling, or laughing. "How are you straight-facing?!"
Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
Anyone watching an ASPCA commercial without crying or frowning. "Dude, you're totally straight-facing."
by CrazyTalent April 11, 2013
by Chaptaz July 20, 2009
1. Used to describe someone's physical facial expression of seriousness
2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation
2. Used at the end of a statement to explain the seriousness of a situation
1. "Dude was posted on the block harbody straight-face yo"
2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"
2. "I couldn't even mess wit homegirl, she had sh*t on lock...Straight face yo"
by LaQuaisha Skeetolay March 8, 2006