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Strahm-squashed

IN BRIEF: Crushed, for real -- or for-real squashed, crushed squashed, smashed squashed.
NOTE: Strahm-squashed refers to Special Agent Peter Strahm getting squashed to death by the coverging walls at the end of Saw V as Hoffman safely looks on in the glass box (Strahm thought he trapped him in), which lowers into the floor for safety as the walls in the room begin to close, making Strahm trapped, as a result, mangly squashing him to death.

Unfortunately, Strahm failed to hear out the whole tape when when the tape told him to get in the glass box to save his life, causing Strahm to ignore the rule, as a result, making him fail the test, causing his fate. To tell you the truth, he was death-trapped anyway, whether it was the glass box or the converging walls.
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Strawman 

The strawman or straw man, seems to be the only logical fallacy that most midwits online have ever heard of (except for maybe ad hominem). It does matter how irrelevant it is to the conversation, if the midwit is losing the argument they'll accuse you of using a "strawman". Most of them don't really know the definition. Also known as an "Aunt Sally" in the UK, or a "straw person" if you're woke.
You don't agree with me, so that is a strawman argument.
Strawman by RayBidd March 29, 2022

Strawman 

A purposeful attempt to distort the opponent's argument to make it easier to attack.
Person A: I think driving under the influence of alcohol is bad.

Person 2: Oh so we should ban alcohol?

Person 1: Well that's a strawman and a half......
Strawman by UltimateDoge September 3, 2021

Strahology 

Strahology is the religion devoted to the worship of Australian actress Yvonne Strahovski.

Strahologists worship at the feet of the beautiful blonde actress and follow her career with devotion; from Chuck and Dexter to the Mass Effect series and beyond.
"What's your religion?"
"Strahology."
"Awesome."
Strahology by SellyOakRam December 10, 2012

Strammed 

Strammed = English version of the danish word 'Stramt' which means tight. it is used when something bad happens.
Guy 1: Yo dude, i'm out of weed.
Guy 2: Strammed
Strammed by Mitnavnerandreas November 10, 2010

Randy Strohmeyer 

AKA R2K, Fine ass robot that rocks out in Finch! He has robot like qualities, shooting projectials out of his arms...Randor 2000!
Is that food, you better put that in my mouth! Nickka! Fade to Black.... (Essence of R2K)

Strawman Of Unusual Size 

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.
“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"
Strawman Of Unusual Size by FTJM October 20, 2022