strangling a cat

when someone is singing very badly...
as in the sound a cat would make if you where choking it.

(in a kareoke bar)..

"Jesus Christ! Is someone strangling a cat?!"

strangling a cat by jjjj23467 October 9, 2008

Straddling 

To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!"

Straddling by Mike Watling (New College) March 13, 2009

stradeling

Your leg is one side and your other leg is one the other side or him ... so a leg on each side of him, Like riding him like a horse.

I love stradeling her, its like a whole new horse ride

stradeling by nicolemichael January 13, 2008

Stragglin 

You pass out around 9pm and set your alarm clock for 2 o'clock. When it goes off you go out sober into town and scoop drunk chicks (stragglers).

I went stragglin last night and got head from this gnarley hot chick!!

Stragglin by Dean Vigor October 30, 2008

Kerri Struggling

When you injure your ankle (or other body part) while dancing or in some vigorous activity but you successfully soldier on through it.

Named after the Olympic Gold Medal winning Gymnast, Kerri Strug, who sprained her ankle and damaged her tendon during her first vault in the all around competition. She was told she needed at least a 9.6 on her next vault for the American team to win the gold. She did the vault, landed on both legs momentarily, hopped on one leg to bow to the judges and then fell over in excruciating pain and received a 9.712, cinching the gold for the her American team.

While dancing out at the club, B sprains his ankle and falls in pain.

A: Man, are you all right?
B: Aahhh! I think I sprained my ankle!
A: You want a doctor? Should I take you home?
B: Hells NO, this is my song, get me a shot, I'm Kerri Struggling my way through this!

Kerri Struggling by quixotickay April 8, 2009

Strangling Kojak 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

strawggling 

a genius word invented by Cat that means your IQ took a severe downfall.

Me😇:LMAO look at that stupid straw
Catt:wow it's so stupid, it's strawggling to even spell "stop"

strawggling by Brynn's best friend February 9, 2022