Stomatitty 

An unfortunate defect in some women. Exists when one's stomach extends further out then her breasts. Very visible in malls, fast food restaurants, and movie theater popcorn lines.

Pronounced Stom-it-ity

You - Wow that lady is suffering from a severe case of stomatitty.

Friend- Which one?

You - (pointing) That one.

Stomatitty by soccerplaya May 12, 2008

somatic massage 

A "new age" form of massage in which women can fool themselves into thinking touching other men's Penises is not cheating when it fact it clearly is. If you are getting paid for this it becomes a euphemism for prostitution.

"Hey! My wife is taking classes in Somatic Massage and thinks it's not cheating even though she jerked off three dudes"

"Woo-Hoo! I hope she got a $3000 tip for doing that!!!"

somatic massage by Redd Johnson May 13, 2014

Stamatic 

Creative adverb of stamina - Someone who possesses extreme endurance while acting dramatic.

That girl is really stamatic, she wont stop screaming at her boyfriend.

Stamatic by Mr. Shonuff November 17, 2009

stomadick 

pronounced: stahm-ah-dik
definition: The area between a man's stomach and dick when they blend together as one.
synonyms: vagomach (female), fupa (female), gunt (female), vagelly (female), penelly

He's not that fat, he just has a little stomadick.
I can't tell if that guy is happy to see me...or if he's got a stomadick.

stomadick by awesomealliteratoramy January 19, 2014

Somatic

Highfalutin sexual or sensual state or activity. Holistic intimacy... Often used by sex providers in craigslist ads.

Somatic massage

Somatic by badangs January 7, 2009

stomatrics 

a science that deals with mouths and their diseases.

He has a PhD in stomatrics.

stomatrics by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 1, 2014

Stomatio 

To perform oral sex on a stoma such as with a tracheostomy, colostomy, ileostomy, etc.

Mary loves to perform stomatio on her husband’s new colostomy.

Stomatio by JMM2W October 15, 2018