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Dirty Stollings 

When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
Dude, she got me so horny I had to do a Dirty Stollings before my balls exploded.
Dirty Stollings by DanielDbag March 9, 2020
Related Words

stilting 

To punctuate a conversation with pauses. Oftentimes, the pauses are because the person is coming up with witty puns.

Similar to the adverb "stiltedly".
Josh and Selome kept stilting the conversation with puns, but luckily Katelyn knew to expect this.

It was difficult to follow the conversation because both parties kept stiliting.
stilting by DylanSchiff July 26, 2010
when an animal jumps upwards with all four legs simultaneously.
"Do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow."
stotting by GSpot13 March 9, 2010

Stoating 

Scottish slang - used to describe something brilliant, or refering to someone as having skills
"...he picked up three chicks last night, that boy's stoating..."

Matt: Got us front row seats for that game!
Alex: Stoating!
Stoating by Skreebles September 21, 2011

stolking 

something delicious but at the same time kinda duuuurty
mmm stolking misss b****y mmmm
stolking by asdfasdf1234 June 20, 2007
Bowling while stoned. An activity enjoyed by many stoners.
"Let's go stoling this weekend."

"I ate six large fries while stoling last night, and still walked out hungry."

"Jim bowled a 300 in stoling last night."
Stoling by Buffaloosa October 28, 2012