Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.

Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."

by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too

The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation

I was in such a k-hole last night I had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.

by jerk jiggler February 20, 2005

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.

With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.

by [VBM] December 6, 2006

When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists

by Porkrhind December 22, 2016

a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a dildo.

I wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so I told grandma to bring over a basket of bran muffins.

by ergyu May 1, 2008