4 definitions by [VBM]

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The urge to have sex with decorated midgets around christmas time.
When Jack awoke to find a midget in his bed,apparently asphixiated from X-Mas tree lights, he realized that he suffered from Elfinophilia.
by [VBM] December 06, 2006

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That thick gooey slime between a fat girl's thighs after she sweats.
Ellen was so drunk, she went down sloppily on that fat ho Gerta and caught a face full of hognogg.
by [VBM] December 06, 2006

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Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.
With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
by [VBM] December 06, 2006

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That tiny nodule of sperm left dangling from your dick after ejaculation.
After sex,Anthony whipped his penis around and flung the jewel off and on to her wall.
by [VBM] December 06, 2006

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