2 definitions by Porkrhind

when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick
i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.
by Porkrhind December 22, 2016
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When your fisting a girl and her pussy's so wide you can stuff it with two fists
i surprised her with a stocking stuffer and she finally got off
by Porkrhind December 22, 2016
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