stochastic censorship 

Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

stochastic censorship by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling by Nick D May 30, 2006

Stochastic 

Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.

2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.

3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.

1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.

2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!

3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!

Stochastic by Gik130 August 2, 2009

Stochastisexual 

When your sexuality flips wildly at any point in time, it can even happen mid-nut. See Stochastic.

"Dude I was dicking down this girl when I suddenly went limp and then I had sex with her dad after"
"You might be Stochastisexual"

Stochastisexual by visborne February 12, 2021

Stochastic terrorism

A form of rhetoric where a person, usually one with a large audience of followers, demonizes an individual or group they disagree with/dislike in an effort to have one or more members of their audience intimidate, attack, or kill the demonized party on their behalf while maintaining plausible deniability of incitement.

"That conspiracy theorist podcast host committed stochastic terrorism by continually saying his opponent was a child molester."

Stochastic terrorism by AOmundson February 20, 2023

stochastic terrorism

A new label leftists throw at you if you disagree with them. You're no longer just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc etc... you're now also a terrorist.

Person 1 "I think you shouldn't castrate children"
Person 2 "Wow. You're commiting stochastic terrorism"

stochastic terrorism by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 16, 2022

stochastic 

An adjective that states that a change in an open system in a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.

Temperature changes along a Tarski-line in an ultra-finite open system.

This translates to a color-change across a plane in quantum probability.

Quantum probability thus is a stochastic system and exists in a closed system.

stochastic by flightfacilities November 20, 2020