6 definitions by Gik130

Adjective:
1) (ACTUAL MEANING)
a. Involving or showing random behaviour.
b. Involving chance or probability.
c. Involving guesswork or conjecture.

2) Describes something that does not conform to the normal laws of physics, and instead appears to act in a frenzied manner.

3) GMOD PHYSICS: Describes a contraption that fails to function correctly and consistently, and instead acts in a random, out-of-control fashion.
1) Stochastic processes in astronomy.

2) The nailgun's gone stochastic! RUN AWAY!!!

3) What the hell...? My hovercraft has gone stochastic, gikked me in the head and then self-expunged?!
by Gik130 August 02, 2009
A completely random event of which it's cause cannot be explained.
A train has just drove through my house!... What a kenaladicape!
by Gik130 July 03, 2009
The idea that when something (such as data, memory or a particular object) inconveniently and inexplicably goes missing it is thought to have deleted itself out of impulse or intention, i.e. it has self-expunged.
I was certain I put my car keys here, but it looks like they've self-expunged!
by Gik130 July 03, 2009
In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"

Computer: "David is now offline."

Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
by Gik130 July 11, 2011
Gik
To prod or impale, usually with a multi-pointed object such as a fork.
The bastard gikked me right in the abdomen with the cultivator, now I don't know how I'm gonna get my intestines back inside!
by Gik130 July 03, 2009
(Or E951) Is a sugar substitute, also classified as an "excitotoxin", found mainly in tea sweeteners such as Equal/Nutrasweet, diet drinks and sugar free products. Aspartame consists of 50% aspartic acid, 40% phenylalanine and 10% methanol.

Aspartame is known to be a very dangerous substance as many people have been complaining of over 92 different health side-effects after consuming it. Short term side-effects include headaches/migraines, dizziness, difficulty thinking and nausea, whereas long-term consuption of it has been known to cause diseases such as fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and brain tumours.

During digestion, the methanol breaks down into formaldehyde and formic acid which is then absorbed into the bloodstream. These two substances have the potential to break down the blood-brain barrier and destroy neurons and brain cells. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine are actually utilized by our bodies in small doses, but in high amounts, they are neurotoxic.
Diet coke drinker: "Here, u shud try sum of this, its shugger free!" 8^D

Aware individual: "Oh God no thanks, that contains aspartame, I'd keep well clear of that if I were you!"

Diet coke drinker: "lol, wots tha?" :S
by Gik130 July 03, 2009

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