When you use very thin sheets of toilet paper or misjudge the velocity at which you should be wiping and your finger goes through the paper and straight up into the brownrusty mess. Thus leaving a small coating of turd on the end of your finger which resembles a brown thimble
"Dammit Margaret", exclaimed George. "I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet paper from the corner shop, this is the third Stink Thimble I've given myself this week"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.