stiffage 

erection, morning wood, etc....

Bill: Why are you walking like that?
Bob: I can't walk due to stiffage.

stiffage by RLBMBB November 14, 2011

stiffated 

For a person to be frustated with constantly having a stiff penis and not having sex.

He was stiffated because his girlfriend always refuse to have sex.

stiffated by travilist180 December 7, 2020

siffage 

A shortened version of "as if" is "sif".

"siffage" is a further extention of sif used by more hardcore 1337 people.

Commonly found in online gaming circles.

lamer: j00 amz nuubeh..
you: siffage!! i amz 31337 pwnr

siffage by 1337ness October 21, 2004

Stuffage

Better way of saying "Stuff."

That website has a lot of cool Stuffage on it.

Stuffage by Artey Avarathar VI September 19, 2003

stuffage

A large quantity of assorted, well, stuff. Nice way of saying "That's a lot of s***".

(Looking in your buddy's garage that his wife is making him clean out.) "Boy that's a lot of stuffage to move...."

stuffage by ruralradio December 31, 2008

stuffageness 

An overly elongated version ofr the word "stuff," used commonly for BSing homework of teachers that don't read it.

This is some lame stuffageness you've made us write...

stuffageness by Dae April 11, 2003

Stuffages 

Noun:Origin: redneck Pronunciation: just like it's spelled: definition: Things or items that one owns.

Me and my buddy got to move all his stuffages out of his house cuz his wife kicked them out.

Stuffages by Captain Obvious RP February 9, 2022