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Snarkster 

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
Snarkster by Buffeteria March 24, 2011

stankster lean

When in a sitting position, leaning forward slightly after farting to catch a whiff of your flatulence. Because after all, one's own farts actually smell pretty good, don't they? Must be done slightly and imperceptibly when around company, lest you give away the fact that you are both the "smeller" and the "feller".
"Oh man, who cut the cheese?"

"Must've been Bob. I saw him doing that stankster lean."
stankster lean by dandi June 16, 2006

sparkster 

a guy that sparksters old pensioners out of their savings
sparkster by t_____t May 22, 2019

stinkster 

(1)a person with an extremely strong stinky odor.

(2) a person who rarely showers and smells awful
stinkster by Whaaat April 27, 2005
A crook, a con artist, a cheat, a criminal.
Sheiksters are con men in the New York area. He'd cheat his own mother if he made a profit on it.
Sheikster by PapaSmurfaz December 17, 2018

Shrekster 

A super dumb person that is green like me.
Green lives matter.
That Shrekster is a supporter of green lives matter.
Shrekster by TectonicBoar January 25, 2022