False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.
Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"
Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
by dandi May 30, 2006

Diagonal stripes sewn to the lower part of the sleeve of a Navy enlisted man or woman's uniform. Each stripe represents four years of service.
by dandi May 30, 2006

by dandi August 16, 2006

A lesbian, particuarly one adept at cunnilingus. Refers to the sometimes fishy smell of the female pudendum.
by dandi December 19, 2003

To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.
by dandi December 19, 2003

When in a sitting position, leaning forward slightly after farting to catch a whiff of your flatulence. Because after all, one's own farts actually smell pretty good, don't they? Must be done slightly and imperceptibly when around company, lest you give away the fact that you are both the "smeller" and the "feller".
by dandi June 16, 2006

by dandi December 19, 2003
