12 definitions by dandi

Top Definition
The way every illiterate person I ever met spells "dining".
To Awl inturestid Horspital staf:
Ther will b a meating inthe nursing home 1 dinning room at 0900 to heer a leckchur on the hazzurds of consuming lead-baist paint chips durin childhud.
by dandi December 19, 2003
A lesbian, particuarly one adept at cunnilingus. Refers to the sometimes fishy smell of the female pudendum.
Fo-git that ho Tyrone, she be a fish eater!
by dandi December 19, 2003
When in a sitting position, leaning forward slightly after farting to catch a whiff of your flatulence. Because after all, one's own farts actually smell pretty good, don't they? Must be done slightly and imperceptibly when around company, lest you give away the fact that you are both the "smeller" and the "feller".
"Oh man, who cut the cheese?"

"Must've been Bob. I saw him doing that stankster lean."
by dandi June 13, 2006
A stank ho's patch of pubic hair. Referring to the probable existence of "crabs" or pubic lice (Pthirus pubis) residing therein.
Man, I was rollin' in that bitch's crab grass last week and got eat-up with those little fuckers.
by dandi December 19, 2003
False bravado or courage a male demonstrates when posting under the safe anonymity provided by the internet. Usually displayed by pimply-faced 98-lb. losers whom girls never look at except when ordering fries with their Super Burgers. Occurs most frequently on discussion forums during heated arguments. The more threatening one becomes, the bigger their "internet wang" is said to be.
Poster 1: "You think you're so tough? Come up here to Podunk, Illinois and I'll kick your ass!"

Poster 2: "My, what a huge internet wang you have."
by dandi May 28, 2006
Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.
Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.
by dandi May 28, 2006
Ten lbs. of shit in a five-lb. bag. A disparaging term for someone who is basically full of shit.
Did you see that blivitt Howard Dean making the rounds on the Sunday talk shows this week?
by dandi December 19, 2003

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