A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.

It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.

Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."

Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."

Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"

S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
by California Cop December 09, 2007
Top Definition
Rush, bring drama or violence to.
Don't step to me, muthufucku or you get wacked.
by nokianinja October 07, 2002
approach someone with the intention of causing trouble
i will step to that guy if he keeps looking at my girlfriend
by will December 11, 2003
Attempting to be cool but most of the time failing.

Acting like you're someone better than you are.
"Susan step cool".
"Don't step."
by norule March 06, 2009
To leave, usually by invitation.
You'd best get to steppin'.
by doritoboi May 28, 2004
Lines that scene girls and some boys shave in the sides of their heads in order to fulfill their dream of becomeing 3xtr3m3 fashioncore 1337 hipsters.

Some put them on both sides, some on only one. Some have five lines, some have 2. Some are straight, some have edges in them.

It probably really sucks when after they realize how ridiculous they look and decide to grow them out and they have all these little hairs that stick out on the sides of their head.
Dang that girl has some nice a$$ steps, I bet she's 1337 scene girl!!!!!!
by do u got stepz June 05, 2006
Verb- A dance move made popular in seattle by dj view.

If you know how to step and a stepping song comes on (happy people) one must drop everything he is doing no matter where you are or who youre with, grab a breezy (must be a stranger), and do the step.
What do we do, when the DJs playin our favorite groove... we step...
by dj sukebe June 24, 2005
verb meaning to confront, to approach (usually)
Mike: All I know is, you a two-faced punk, and yo ass need to be slapped!
John: Yo, why you ain’t just step to me like a man
by Nikki November 04, 2004

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