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Stepscollege
New shoes. Mostly refers to shoes that are desirable and/or stylish. Similar to kicks.
"Hey man check out these new steps i got last night."

"Man, those steps are tight!"
by IsaacMCelis February 20, 2010
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stepname
you're really annoying me - you'd better step before i get angry
by will December 11, 2003
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Stepsname
lines shaved into the side of your head using clippers.
kid: can you gimme some steps?
hairdresser: i have never heard of those.
kid: well, just shave some lines into the side of my head.
by Charity Jule October 30, 2009
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stepsex
to approach a woman with intentions of flirting with her
Mike: yo, my man John really likes you
Aisha: Well, why he ain’t just step to me like a man, is all i’m saying!
by Nikki November 04, 2004
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A noun describing a "police officer" who has no responsibility or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork.

It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main responsibility of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's internet connection.

Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
Officer #1: "Hey, you're the s.t.e.p. officer, I'll ask you! Do you know what the ratio of the maximum static friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force when the coefficient of kinetic friction is defined as the ratio of the kinetic friction force between the surfaces in contact to the normal force would be?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {watching mentos videos on ebaumsworld.com} "Hang on a second ... that's friggin AWESOME! Now, what? Oh, yeah, I do..."

Officer #1: "Well, what is it?"

S.T.E.P. officer: {thinking hard} "Well, first you have to look on the other side of the coin, then we can move forward {hand gesture}. I am SOOOO buried in paperwork..."

Officer #2: "I just got out of P.O.S.T. yesterday, and I think that's the coefficient of friction you're talking about. I would tell you more, but there are five calls pending, let's go handle them!"

S.T.E.P. officer: "You guys go ahead, I have too much paperwork {Dukes of Hazzard trailer on computer in background}."
by California Cop December 09, 2007
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stepsdrugs
Shoes, kicks....new pair of shoes usually some hot vintage hard to find deals
Yo where did you cope those steps?
by Ebenezer April 11, 2006
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Stepscollege
Illinois public school system actually called the High School Attendance Program(HSAP)used to kick kids out of a class or give them an automatically failing grade due to too many truancies or unexcused tardy-truancies. A "second chance" is given when a students shows improvement in attendance and work/grade, a big meeting is scheduled with your counselor, parents and people from the district.
Joe: Shit son, why were you gone for the last two months of the semester? I thought you were only on step 2 in geology!

Alex: Shit, I got kicked out of school because of too many steps on ALL my classes! I'll graduate...next year!
by LMLYM7 July 10, 2008
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