Steemer

A Scottish slang adjective to describe someone who is out of their face drunk.

Anne: I drank sooo much last night!
Jenny: Aye, you were the steemer of the group!

by Scottishgal747 February 5, 2011

Alexandria Steemer

When your kid shits in your friends pool

My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

by Hanginonbyathread July 1, 2020

stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.

You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.

by Bradley3 October 29, 2004

Stanley Steemer

Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.

My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!

by CaptainCarl April 8, 2008

Stanley Steemer

When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.

I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.

by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011

Stanley Steemer

Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.

Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude

by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 19, 2023

Chicago Steemer

When a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her.

That horny bitch let me give her a Chicago Steemer

by RASTABOOM May 23, 2010