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Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
My girlfriends carpet needed cleaning, so I called up Stanley Steemer and he delivered!
by CaptainCarl April 07, 2008

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