steam and cream 

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.

Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!

steam and cream by V J January 5, 2006

Stream and cream 

A refinement and abstraction of the more lowbrow colloquialism netflix and chill. Some members of society have access to only a single streaming service, for example cbs all access. In those instances netflix and chill is not applicable to the situation. By using the higher level abstraction "stream and cream" you can make clear your intent without having to specify a particular streaming service. In this way, if I have a partner over I can correctly use the phrase "stream and cream" to denote that I was watching star trek discovery on cbs all access, engaging in coitus, and eventually (or immediately) engage in an orgasmic experience.

Alex: wuz up dawg. Wut u doin this weekend?

Greg: not much homie. Gonna see if my bae wants to come over.

Alex: ah, gonna do some netflix and chill huh

Greg: na dawg. Only have access to dat cbs all access. Gonna see if my bae wanna stream and cream

Stream and cream by Jdawg227 May 2, 2018

Steak and Ice Cream 

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

Steak and Ice Cream by captain of lust January 2, 2009

hot and creamy, fresh and steamy 

Doo Doo. Freshly laid. So fresh that its hot, mushy, and a little steam rises off of it.

The girl's bathroom reeks! Becca must have laid some hot and creamy, fresh and steamy.

hot and creamy, fresh and steamy by Lil' Taste October 27, 2016

steamandcream 

n. A naval term for an Oriental steambath in the red light district.

Hey Smitty, let's go get snot-slinging drunk, puke some osoba noodles through our nose, hit the steamandcream, then do it again.

steamandcream by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003