steam and cream

The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.

Bill: How so?

Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.

Bill: Sign me up...!
by V J January 04, 2006
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Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time
Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz
by COD11111 January 01, 2011
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Steaming and Creaming

1)This is used to describe the act of over exageration or creating a scene unnecessarily.
So, I boned your best mate. No need to be steaming and creaming about it.
by Linguistadore October 06, 2003
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steam cream

Can I have a cappucino with extra steam cream, please?
by pickle November 08, 2004
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STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".
A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.
by Cwips February 16, 2004
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when a girl has a penis in her mouth, vagina and ass wile giving a blow job to a man on the toilet wile the man in the girls butt puts his penis in the girls ass like a hot dog bun wile a man squrits the girls vagina from a 2 foot distance that is illeagal in 30 states
also know as six guys, one girl, and a toilet.

super kinky triple penatrating steam boat aviating cream pie
by nipwhale69 November 04, 2011
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Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
by Chogan2020 September 09, 2020
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