STD
Abbreviation for "shit to do."
When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."
#sexually transmitted disease #busy #excuses #readiness #appointment
by VaDon August 16, 2009
STD
An acronym for Shit To Do.
Guy 1: "Motherfucker I got a lot of STD's today."

Guy 2: "Yeah, you can can go ahead and finish that joint."
#std #shit #retard #fucker #bob saget
by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 05, 2009
STD
Sexually Transmitted Dances
Guy1:"Dude, how he get so good at tango??"
Guy2:"Oh he banged the dance teacher and got STD"
Guy1:"DAMNNNN"
#std #aids #hiv #herpes #sex
by Nepali_ass_kicker April 06, 2009
STD
Stanky Twat Disease
Jeff fucked Sarah even though she suffered from STD....a lot.
#vagina #penis #stank #stanky #clitoris
by leinad ttogib February 20, 2009
STD
Something To Do



KiKi: SHE GOT STD!

Joe: What?! Don't be starting rumor about my friend.


KiKi: No I mean she got something to do.

Joe: Oh, moded.

#std #sexually #transmitted #disease #something #to #do #kiki #real #chance #of #love #vh1 #show
by stripper4money February 10, 2009
STD
Surf Till Dark. When the waves are that good or the weather is that good or there is just nothing better to do, why not surf till dark. Sometimes what started as a SAW turns into a STD.
Me: McD, gettin a SAW in today?

McD: Yeah, probably a STD.

Both: Chad, you're still a ding-dong.
#surf #std #surfing #surfin #skate #saw
by sixfourfish January 07, 2009
STD
noun- a girl who is a walking sexual disease with legs. if she even looks at you she will infect you because she's been EVERYWHERE and seen EVERYONE'S pants. so keep your zipper zipped!
guy: dude that's a total STD over there
other guy: yeah she was with Zac last night AND david an hour later.
guy: i think we might catch the aids virus if we don't skat.
#disease #std #sexually transmitted disease #aids #pants
by halfxxdoomed December 22, 2008
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