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Guy 1: "Motherfucker I got a lot of STD's today."

Guy 2: "Yeah, you can can go ahead and finish that joint."
by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 05, 2009
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After Jon have sex with Tom, they both got STD, because they found out they should have sex with the oppose sex.
by aznfromhk December 20, 2005
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Acronym for Scintillatingly Titled Dictionary.
Fucking hell. The Urban Dictionary is SUCH ann S.T.D!
by Lord Jackson of Dribblespunk January 24, 2004
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Sexually Transmitted Disease, becoming increasingly known as a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Contracted through contact of BLOOD, EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SALIVA, BREAST MILK, AND ANY OTHER BODILY FLUID. SKin to skin contact is not risky as long as there are no open sores present.
80% of women will have contracted the STD, HPV by the time they reach the age of 50.
by curls_1984 November 07, 2005
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I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...
by That Guy August 20, 2003
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A cool street tagger who also pimps.
Whoa. Check that STD; his gear is stupid phat.
by Afro Man October 31, 2003
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John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."
by CarlosX December 26, 2005
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