stattention 

Noun. The attention given to your status on Facebook.

Did you see John updated his status six times last night? He's just dying for stattention...

stattention by Z0bie October 5, 2009

Sluttention 

Pronounced "Sluh-ten-shun"

Combination of Slut and Attention

A cry for attention, usually by females, by acting provocatively or overly flirtatious.

Related forms
Sluttentious

Those photos on facebook are looking for Sluttention.

She is just doing that because she's looking for sluttention.

He is acting very sluttentious.

Sluttention by Alternate D'Mented January 12, 2011

Spattention 

Attention, Space, Want, Need, Distance, Separate, Attentive

“I need a little bit of spattention in order for us to have a healthy relationship.”

“If you want to know if I need spattention just ask me.”

Spattention by Write Me April 11, 2020

statetionalism 

intense pride for the state where you live, even if others do not see what is so great about it.

Person #1: Why do you have such statetionalism for Connecticut? There is nothing exciting that goes on there.
Person #2: I've lived here all my life and I think it is very important, so dont insult it!

statetionalism by brainninja14 January 18, 2010

slagttention seeking 

When a very promiscuous/slagy person types something about how they love themself andtry and get attention about it.

Nicole: I love my tan and the tight white top is booming :)
James: Off into the garden to tan his six pack ;)

Nathan: Have you seen James and Nicole slagttention seeking?
Max: Yeah, probs like them alot?
Nathan and Max: LOL

slagttention seeking by lmaoprobs March 3, 2010

Subattentionly 

Under a mental state characterized by the lack of full awareness.

He didn't notice he was subattentionly humming his favorite song during the math test.

Subattentionly by Mikg February 6, 2020