Statile 

miserable faggot that always wants shotgun but never gets it cuz his shoes arent new.

Statile- bro i want shotgun
friend- but dude you had it last time
Statile- but i gave you 20 cents bro, bro! bro?

Statile by but bro! December 18, 2009

Statoblast

When shit is as good as it gets.

"Damn Jamal, that is one tight fro. Statoblast mother fucker!"

Statoblast by Jolly Greek Giant March 13, 2009

statiology 

the art and science of operating a TV remote control station changer. With their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. Statiology calls out the very best of station changing. Many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. The best source of statiology training is the AS400 Institute, which focuses on making one "One With the TV."

After living with Deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a PhD in statiology. In today's world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.

statiology by Cincinnatus27 November 21, 2009

statilinguicism 

acronym for neologism

the statilinguicism became the opposite contemporary of the neologism, leading us to believe that the juxtaposition of certain elements of society was not enough. what we required was duality AND juxtaposition in ways that complimented our opinions and MY opinion in particular (which began to juxtapose with other people's opinion) because let's face it that is that an ego becomes the meaning of life (and the meaning of life sustains itself as long as there is life in occurrence) and sustains itself (or the bs) until it suits someone else anyhow, which in turn suits me or doesn't respectively depending on how robotic I'm feeling. I think I need to smoke some weed...

statilinguicism by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Statology

The study of states as systems of power using Sovietological methods: analyzing how states maintain legitimacy, manage internal dissent, project force, and reproduce their governing elites. Statology treats states not as neutral arbiters but as organizations with their own interests, internal factions, and ritualized procedures. It examines the security apparatus, the bureaucracy, the legal system, and the educational system as interlocking mechanisms of control. Unlike traditional political science, statology assumes opacity and deception as normal features of state behavior, requiring the interpretive skills of the Kremlinologist.

Example: “His statology of the US national security state showed how ‘emergency powers’ have become permanent, creating a parallel government that operates outside constitutional checks—a state within the state.”

Statology by Abzugal April 2, 2026