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Stativersation 

When someone has a conversation with someone else on your Facebook/Myspace status.
"Dude I have 12 notifications!! Oh nevermind some idiots were just having a stativersation."
Stativersation by BOnanners January 8, 2010
Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.
I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.
staties by ike August 15, 2004

Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.
"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "

Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009
sta-beel

verb (used without object), stabiled, stabiling
1. to overly procrastinate; delay without reason:

to stabile until an opportunity is lost.
2. to put off action; linger; loiter.

the boy stabiled on his flight confirmation causing the price to increase.

verb (used with object), stabiled, stabiling
3. to put off till another day or time; better deal; defer; delay; to put off to a later time; defer; postpone:

The pilot stabiled the flight until the weather cleared.
4. to impede the process or progress of; retard; hinder:

The dense fog stabiled the plane's landing.

noun
5. the act of stabiling; procrastination; loitering
6. an instance of being stabiled:

There were many stabiles during the train trip
7. the period or amount of time during which something is stabiled:

The ballet performance began after a half-hour of stabile.
Stop stabile-ing all day and pull the trigger on a car payment.
Stabile by Playerhater#1 September 29, 2017

Stateless 

A person who is considered a foreigner by every country on planet Earth.
John: Hey, why don’t you just deport yourself?
Lulu: I can’t. I tried, but no country will take me - I am stateless.
Stateless by Now+here September 9, 2020
I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.
staties by hogman September 26, 2005