staneker

an individual who loves to dance wildly, pathologically lie, is a gossip whore, and loves to face paint, all the while doing this sober

While Kevin was grinding on the dance floor, he told me that Susy hooked with Joey but I knew it wasn't true. And I couldn't keep up with his phenomenal dance moves or distract myself from his painted on cheetah face. What a staneker!

staneker by Sofia da Bia January 25, 2009

Stanker

Overly robust booty cheeks that cannot possibly cleaned correctly.

"That girl has a stanker."

Stanker by bbion August 1, 2020

Stanker

A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters.

"Whoa look at that hipster."
"No man, that's a Stanker, they don't give a fuck."

Stanker by TheStanke October 16, 2012

stanker

You shit your pants so fucking loud everyone can hear you.

Dad i made a stanker

stanker by poop pooass January 28, 2020

stanker

a name given to vehical that is a shit box, house that is a shit hole or similar items characterised by thier poor quality or state of repair

Bob turned quickly to Jono "Check out that car; what a stanker" he exclaimed. Jono smirked as the faded pinky red Micra sporting speed stipes and a big spoiler farted past.

stanker by delaphonics October 12, 2007

stanker

A slutty whore who hasn't showered in weeks.

"Hey man, did you hear that Charlie Sheen fucked 20 stankers last night

stanker by charles fatley January 24, 2011

Stankerchief 

When someone offers you their handkerchief to wipe your face, butt instead you wipe your ass with it.

Ah damnit Duncan, you made it a stankerchief!

Stankerchief by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019