rare, serious, and extremely contagious STD caused by coming in contact with the genitalia(s) of someone already infected.
Symptoms of the disease include a hunched back due to the spinal cord being replaced by a flaccid penis, and a protrusion that
looks similar to an Adam's Apple, but is actually a penis growing in the throat.
If the infected person touches themselves
on another part
of their body
after touching their infected genitalia, that part
therefore becomes infected, causing a new penis to grow
. Serious reported cases include a number of penises ranging from
3-5 on the infected person's body
Size varies due to the amount of contact made to the infected area. Penis growth/size can range from
1 inch wonders to 13 inches
in the largest reported case.
The only cure for Stanek's Disease is to have all of the penises
surgically removed, but the disease cannot be fully eradicated. Removing
can sometimes cause 2 more to grow
back in their place.
Stanek's Disease is a rapidly
spreading epidemic. Please, if you think
you may be infected, contact a doctor immediately.
Person 1: Dude, I heard that girl
over there has Stanek's Disease.
Person 2: Shit, man, I don't want another dick!"
Person 1: Let's get the fuck outta here!"