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1.
ssa
Subject Says All. Used in an e-mail to indicate that the subject line is actually the entire message.
SSA is convenient for short messages like "call me." Write what you need to say in the subject, and make the e-mail itself just say SSA.
by orkid68 March 15, 2008
 
2.
SSA
Stupid, stupid asshole. The redundancy of the word "stupid" is critical as the phrase was coined by a complete and utter loser (SSA, if you will) while trying to articulate the names his wife called him. I quote: "She calls me stupid, stupid and sometimes even ASSHOLE!" SSA's are typically oblivious to their imbecilic rants, but everyone around them is well aware of their chronic, idiotic existence.
My ex is a middle-aged, perpetually unemployed, chain-smoking alcoholic. What an SSA!
by SSA's ex-wife June 29, 2010
 
3.
SSA
SAFE SEX ALWAYS

Acronym used to express that the hook up host practices safe sex always. So expect to wear a condom, even for hand to genital stimulation.
AD or RESPONSE TO A PERSONALS AD

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by GretelundMavisundMauer May 09, 2012
 
4.
Stupid Single And Sassy

A girl must obtain all 3 of these qualities before she is considered a ssas masta. Being a ssas masta is a great honor to uphold and you must uphold it with pride. This honor is not given out to just anyone, the girls friends must second her opinion on being rewarding with this honor. A ssas masta, otherwise pronounced sass master, must be the stupid-ess of the stupid, the single-ess of the singles and the sassy-ess of the sassy of all her friends. The ssas masta award receiver must accept the award without any complaint because clearly her friends think she sis something worthy enough to receive this honor.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that single girl being really sassy to that worker and asking really stupid questions?
Girl 2: Ya she is definitely a ssas masta.
Girl 1: Ya we should totally give her the ssas awward.
by SASS MASTA April 16, 2011
 
5.
SSA
An SSOG that is the center of the party and has almost completed her kiss list.
Rather than yelling at April for marking every guy at the party, Kenzie congratulated SSA.
by SSOG August 01, 2009
 
6.
SSA
Standard School Attire ((uniform)) usually consisting of a polo and dress pants.
"Mann this new SSA sucks dick, fuck the system"
by I R----Gabby June 22, 2009
 
7.
Sexy, Scottish and Single
Look at me, im Sexy, Scottish and Single
by Richie Ward July 09, 2005