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French for “Your Penis Is Small
French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!
by Minecraft1238 March 23, 2019
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Another way to say the word bitch without being censored on a monitored game.
by Minecraft1238 January 14, 2019
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To masturbate, jack off, stroke your penis, fap, beat your wiener, play with yourself,
My penis was a boner so I slacked off.
slack off.
by Minecraft1238 February 8, 2019
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She licked my frankfurter so good that her mouth was full of my cum.
by Minecraft1238 February 6, 2019
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What the United States is currently in right now. The longest U.S government shutdown shutdown in history. Caused by Donald Trump not having funding for his stupid wall, because Democrats won’t approve funding for the wall.
Man this fucking government shutdown is starting to piss me off right now!
by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019
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A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.
The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.
by Minecraft1238 January 9, 2019
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