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Squitty Scoob 

The feeling of having aged semen flow out of your penis whilst urinating.

Most common for males, it's believed to be caused by slight back flow of semen in the urethra.
"Aww man I just pissed out a squitty scoob"
"Wow dude, how did it feel man?"
"Like a tingly sensation running down the middle of my urethra"
Squitty Scoob by Dr. Love-Good. October 24, 2013

Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Dirty Squirty 

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.
Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty
Dirty Squirty by WordToYourMother69 September 1, 2021

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017

squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian
I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

lil squinty 

When a you give her a facial and some gets in her eyes so she can't see clearly and has to squint.
He gave her a lil squinty last night so she can't see right now.
lil squinty by Dapak June 9, 2018