Someone who needs to get their nut.
linsday: i just broke up with mike.
sam: girl! you gotta get your nut tonight!
lindsay: nah, dude, i'm not a squirrel.
by lamzy413 September 26, 2010

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n. In opposition to the "Beaver".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".
My husband was drying his legs after showering when i walked in. He sure did flash me the squirrel.
by Daggermouth July 06, 2010

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1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.
Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.
by Monkey Tennis 63 June 25, 2010

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Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls
Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"
by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010

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Any cop too stupid to realize that no one calls them pigs anymore because that's old news. If you find yourself in the situation needing to alert others that the squirrels are comin' to get you, you may distract them with the relatively new term, and also some neighborhood dogs as well if you're lucky.
Squirrel!! Put that shit out!!! Run Dammit!!!
by whoever_you_want_me_to_be December 17, 2009

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a person who always shows up when someone has weed but NEVER has any to contribute. This person may also upcharge friends and pinch their bags when their acting as middleman. EVERYBODY knows at least one of these people.
this kid I know Scott is the biggest squirrel. He took a hit bigger than any of us and didn't even throw in.

Hey man, I hope Scott isn't at your house- I was gonna bring some uberdanks over and smoke you out but he alwaya squirrels his way into the rotation.
by MastaBlasta420 September 21, 2009

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1) a person who gets what they want and goes. "Grab your nuts and go"
2) to squirrel out is to basically ditch someone after you've got what you wanted.
"Did Marcus come to your party, man?"
"Yeah he did and took a few shots then bucked, what a squirrel."

"Ryan squirreled out on us. He said he'd give us a ride since we let him stay the night, but then he never called back."
by megpigirl May 17, 2009

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