One who causes a distraction, or draws attention away from the real problem.
Person 1: Oh my God, you broke a wheel off my car!

Person 2:Dude, isn't Megan Fox hot?

Person 1: Yeah she is...

Bystandard: What a squirrel.
by HydrocholricAcid November 15, 2010
n. In opposition to the "Beaver".
Hair on and around the anus and taint region of a man where the hair above the anus would be the "tail" and the hair on the scrotum would be "a mouth full of nuts".
My husband was drying his legs after showering when i walked in. He sure did flash me the squirrel.
by Daggermouth July 06, 2010
1. The youngest of the Nolan sisters.

2. A small furry creature with a nut obsession.

3. An amorous gentleman

4. An oblong piece of formica work surface that can be used as a sexual enticement on a Royal Navy aircraft carrier populated by randy seamen.
Def 3: 'look at that SQUIRREL - wanting to plant his nuts in that'.
by Monkey Tennis 63 June 25, 2010
Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.
The Church of Scientology considers (fill in group here) to be a squirrel organization.
by 2182 September 27, 2009
A male who is mostly interested in sex, or will only call or text a female for sexual purposes.
"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."

"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
by fckasquirrel August 01, 2009
A derogatory statement to describe the females of our species.
"You see that lady over there, don't talk to her, that's my squirrel!"
"I call dibs on all the squirrels in this bar."
"Why are you eyeballing my girlfriend? That's my squirrel bitch."
by eRoc-of-AAA December 22, 2008
Term used as a noun or verb to describe a person, or the actions of a person, who is totally unreliable.
i.e. a flake
Mike, where were you the other night?! You totally squirreled! You were supposed to meet us at the bar!
by TheJake67 September 29, 2008
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